I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He did a backflip because drugs
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