i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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