yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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