umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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