I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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