meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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