If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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