so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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