3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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