Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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