That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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