dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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