I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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