the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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