coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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