Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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