i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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