I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize