omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
he wants to bone in the snuggie
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
