real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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