I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
