omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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