is your mom at the bar?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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