Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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