No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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