You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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