I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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