The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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