is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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