that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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