Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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