I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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