He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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