Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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