Nicole vs. Life
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
organizing the empties. That sober.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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