he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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