She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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