How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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