So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
