There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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