like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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