Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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