you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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