She went from zero to smokin in five shots
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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