The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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