At least make sure they are 18
Why
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My feet surprised me
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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