Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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