I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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