im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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