He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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