on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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