The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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