The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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