You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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