For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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