i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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